{"id":1345,"date":"2005-06-11T12:02:05","date_gmt":"2005-06-11T08:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/?p=1345"},"modified":"2013-03-11T12:02:28","modified_gmt":"2013-03-11T08:02:28","slug":"advertisment-miracles-in-georgia-or-everything-is-possible-in-this-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/?p=1345","title":{"rendered":"ADVERTISMENT MIRACLES IN GEORGIA OR EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THIS COUNTRY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>EMZAR JGERENAIA <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Advertisement miracles in Georgia or everything is possible in this country <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>      It\u2019s a miracle but a new era begins in Georgia. To see these miracles, it\u2019s not necessary to go to Alice\u2019s wonderland (maybe this land is here too), all you have to do is switch in electricity (if you have it, of course) and everything will be explained to you. For example, if you want to have iron teeth, which cut like milling cutter and treat wood like machine tool, it\u2019s enough to use \u201cColgate\u201d tooth-paste! It\u2019s a new \u201cknow how!\u201d A technological revolution\u2026 Or if you want to \u201cpick up\u201d a girl, chew \u201cOrbit\u201d and she\u2019s yours! Since this chewing gum had been invented, top models and tender women strengthened their bodyguard because of their fright of someone\u2019s \u201cOrbit\u201d odor and don\u2019t allow anyone to approach them; they say that it has a stronger effect than \u201cViagra\u201d. Or it\u2019s enough to drink \u201cSprite\u201d \u2013 the chemical magic powder with sugar &#8211; and your wonders begin, you become very \u201ctough\u201d and self-confident. What can Natakhtari water and Agara sugar do in this respect? If you don\u2019t believe, watch the advertisements. The next wonder \u2013 \u201cSauna Belt\u201d \u2013 put it on and in 10 minutes you\u2019ll melt for 10 cm. But if you happen to forget to take it off and leave it for a night, the next morning you will look like Osvenzim prisoner!<br \/>\n      I say nothing about the appearance of a new cable channel that is called \u201cChat channel\u201d and it is frankly written there: \u201cYou want love\u201d.<br \/>\n      It\u2019s startling how \u201cpleasure\u201d fell in price. Just send an SMS to the number 10-70 and you will have plenty of it.<br \/>\n      It is written on one cigarette brand \u2013 \u201csmoke and feel the American soul\u201d (today there are many of those who wish to do it), and they smoke this cigarette and then look for this soul! We ask them: did you feel the soul? They answer that they didn\u2019t yet, but they are still hoping!<br \/>\n      Or take advertisement slogan of \u201cDavidoff\u201dcigarettes \u2013 \u201cKnow much more\u201d; there is no need in books and computers &#8211; smoke \u201cDavidoff\u201d and you\u2019ll know much more and soon may become Einstein!<br \/>\n      It is written in the Jewish \u201cTorah\u201d \u2013 \u201cDon\u2019t lend your friend money with interest\u201d. And there is a wonder \u2013 Georgian banking sector and some businessmen were inspired by it and announce interest free credits and interest free installments.<br \/>\n      There is much more written in the \u201cTorah\u201d, but who reads the \u201cTorah\u201d to the end? Even SMS-s are not read to the end!<br \/>\n      The volume of the interest is included in the price of goods and here is your interest free installments. My old friend Shukri Turmnanidze had been brushing his teeth with \u201cColgate\u201d paste for one year, then he wanted to break a brunch of a cherry tree and left all his 32 teeth on it, and now he is still being treated. My other aristocrat friend Zhorzholiani is walking with \u201cSauna Belt\u201d, his stomach is about to burst and he has gained 32 cm. Gia Ruadze is still smoking \u201cViceroy\u201d in hope of feeling of the American soul! He\u2019s like Elios \u2013 is waiting again and again &#8211; may be what is said in the advertisement will come true some day?<br \/>\n      They are looking at these wonderful phrases believing them and are happy and deceived.<br \/>\n      Today this is called \u201cwonders of the advertisement business\u201d and a lot of money is made on it, my dear friends, and, of course, at your expense, and this kind of wonders cannot be found even in Alice\u2019s wonderland.<br \/>\n      By the way, a new product appeared on the market of these happy people \u2013 on mail.ru web site \u2013 you\u2019ll be taught English in a week without English \u2013 just pay 150 000 USD and the next week you\u2019ll be able to speak to anybody in perfect English. On top of all, they are looking for dealers in Georgia \u2013 that\u2019s what we need to be absolutely happy!<br \/>\n      Georgia is a wonderful country and the advertisement business is a magic one. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EMZAR JGERENAIA Advertisement miracles in Georgia or everything is possible in this country<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[35],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>ADVERTISMENT MIRACLES IN GEORGIA OR EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THIS COUNTRY - Geoeconomics<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/?p=1345\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"ADVERTISMENT MIRACLES IN GEORGIA OR EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THIS COUNTRY - Geoeconomics\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"EMZAR JGERENAIA Advertisement miracles in Georgia or everything is possible in this country\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Est. reading time\">\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"3 minutes\">\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/#website\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/\",\"name\":\"Geoeconomics\",\"description\":\"\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/?s={search_term_string}\",\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/?p=1345#webpage\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/?p=1345\",\"name\":\"ADVERTISMENT MIRACLES IN GEORGIA OR EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THIS COUNTRY - Geoeconomics\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2005-06-11T08:02:05+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2013-03-11T08:02:28+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/#\/schema\/person\/c8498c0ae03a66c87b59761fbd19b04c\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/?p=1345\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/#\/schema\/person\/c8498c0ae03a66c87b59761fbd19b04c\",\"name\":\"Admin\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/#personlogo\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/2.gravatar.com\/avatar\/bf2d8703d729f003d8905b57fcab5078?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Admin\"}}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1346,"href":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions\/1346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geoeconomics.ge\/en\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}