Why conceal it from you and the Georgian consulting business

EMZAR JGERENAIA

I know that you shall not believe, but it is so. Being exhausted by the play of Brazilian and Argentinean teams in this universal and total football heat, I decided to splash in the Internet since I could not leave Tbilisi.

And, my dear sir, in the middle of the swimming I noticed a Georgian website – Odishi. I apologize to all corners of the country, but, as it was so unexpected, my heart dropped out of the chubby breast and started to palpitate on the table, I thought that the matter concerned my exhausted land which I miss so much, that I would learn something pleasant and plunged into it. So, when I plunged my eyes started out of my head, I did not believe it but it is a fact – it was written in black and white:
“Do not pay at the customs more than it is envisaged by the law.
Often many newly-fledged businessmen have to spend considerably more money and time at the customs. For the most part we can put it down to their lack of experience. In spite of toughening of rules on the part of the state, which is trying to maximally protect importers’ rights, simplify and reduce the price of all procedures, there still exists a great number of “legal” ways for you to leave more money at the customs, which, you can be sure, will not get in the state budget. Preparation for custom clearance begins in advance with collection of all necessary documents. A mistake made in the very beginning may inflict a rather big financial damage. Even one incorrect word entered in the document is enough to enable the toughened taxation rules against you. It is necessary to know to which custom house it is better to bring your cargo, the amount of total expenses and how long it will take to make custom clearance of the cargo. The hope that you will pay only the officially envisaged sum is vain, remember that time spent on custom clearance works against the client, especially in Georgia.
We shall help you in the rational solution of the problem. Preliminary calculation of expenses (white, black), determination of possible complications and their eradication. Contact us in advance, do not wait for coming of the cargo. Tel: 899 13 90 83
“We shall help you in efficient calculation and payment of white and black expenses”. I have not seen this kind of public demonstration. He knows the exact amount of “black” expenses and optimal one at that, publicly recognizes it and is not afraid that this will be read in the corresponding structures and this consulting will come to a bad end. He must have a lion’s heart, my brother, even Merrill Lynch would envy this kind of consulting. It is a serious feature of Georgian consulting business not only from the viewpoint of direction but transferability of transparency and boldness as well. Why conceal this, it is business! Probably the authors of this know-how have the hope that Financial Police sees everything anyway, it will reveal everything and make them answer, that is why they think that there is no point in concealing, but there is news – publicity of “black” business. I know what legalization of business is, and it is a serious economic problem, but this kind of transferability of “black” business and bribes may be a novelty for the fathers of the world economy. We astonish the world.
So, importers, why conceal it, those who wish to make use of Georgian consulting service may visit the following site in the Internet: www.forms.ge.
The phone number is given above, so make use of the new service in the Georgian wonderland and, to be on the safe side, hire a lawyer and take along the necessary things, who knows what will happen.
Then you will have to be in coolness – it is also the Georgian reality, and transferable at that.