ADVERTISMENT MIRACLES IN GEORGIA OR EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THIS COUNTRY
EMZAR JGERENAIA
Advertisement miracles in Georgia or everything is possible in this country
It’s a miracle but a new era begins in Georgia. To see these miracles, it’s not necessary to go to Alice’s wonderland (maybe this land is here too), all you have to do is switch in electricity (if you have it, of course) and everything will be explained to you. For example, if you want to have iron teeth, which cut like milling cutter and treat wood like machine tool, it’s enough to use “Colgate” tooth-paste! It’s a new “know how!” A technological revolution… Or if you want to “pick up” a girl, chew “Orbit” and she’s yours! Since this chewing gum had been invented, top models and tender women strengthened their bodyguard because of their fright of someone’s “Orbit” odor and don’t allow anyone to approach them; they say that it has a stronger effect than “Viagra”. Or it’s enough to drink “Sprite” – the chemical magic powder with sugar – and your wonders begin, you become very “tough” and self-confident. What can Natakhtari water and Agara sugar do in this respect? If you don’t believe, watch the advertisements. The next wonder – “Sauna Belt” – put it on and in 10 minutes you’ll melt for 10 cm. But if you happen to forget to take it off and leave it for a night, the next morning you will look like Osvenzim prisoner!
I say nothing about the appearance of a new cable channel that is called “Chat channel” and it is frankly written there: “You want love”.
It’s startling how “pleasure” fell in price. Just send an SMS to the number 10-70 and you will have plenty of it.
It is written on one cigarette brand – “smoke and feel the American soul” (today there are many of those who wish to do it), and they smoke this cigarette and then look for this soul! We ask them: did you feel the soul? They answer that they didn’t yet, but they are still hoping!
Or take advertisement slogan of “Davidoff”cigarettes – “Know much more”; there is no need in books and computers – smoke “Davidoff” and you’ll know much more and soon may become Einstein!
It is written in the Jewish “Torah” – “Don’t lend your friend money with interest”. And there is a wonder – Georgian banking sector and some businessmen were inspired by it and announce interest free credits and interest free installments.
There is much more written in the “Torah”, but who reads the “Torah” to the end? Even SMS-s are not read to the end!
The volume of the interest is included in the price of goods and here is your interest free installments. My old friend Shukri Turmnanidze had been brushing his teeth with “Colgate” paste for one year, then he wanted to break a brunch of a cherry tree and left all his 32 teeth on it, and now he is still being treated. My other aristocrat friend Zhorzholiani is walking with “Sauna Belt”, his stomach is about to burst and he has gained 32 cm. Gia Ruadze is still smoking “Viceroy” in hope of feeling of the American soul! He’s like Elios – is waiting again and again – may be what is said in the advertisement will come true some day?
They are looking at these wonderful phrases believing them and are happy and deceived.
Today this is called “wonders of the advertisement business” and a lot of money is made on it, my dear friends, and, of course, at your expense, and this kind of wonders cannot be found even in Alice’s wonderland.
By the way, a new product appeared on the market of these happy people – on mail.ru web site – you’ll be taught English in a week without English – just pay 150 000 USD and the next week you’ll be able to speak to anybody in perfect English. On top of all, they are looking for dealers in Georgia – that’s what we need to be absolutely happy!
Georgia is a wonderful country and the advertisement business is a magic one.