Karma clean the karma in the New Year

Emzar Jgerenaia

It is startling how this New Year of the pig has sneaked up and who knows what this aggressive fiery boar will bring?

This is the question that worries all of us. It involves both energrtics, politics and love.
No long ago I listened to the astrologer in the media, you know whom I imply, all of you listen to him stealthily. I have much respect for this ancient and most honorable science, but when I listen to this man it seems to me that I speak to my mother – do not trust everybody, it will be a useful year for bilateral meetings, do not take ill-considered steps, do not make enemies to yourselves (mother always lectures and pesters us this way), and when the Sagittarius enters the Jupiter’s areal, beware of walking in the street in the dark, especially avoid unknown persons and long trips.
It turns out to be a good period (i.e. 2007) for carrying out operations on joints and I suddenly thought maybe we should make a couple of operations since the period is so favorable. And in the end he added that one should clean the karma. Here is karma again, gas and smoke.
I did not think that this kind of questions are also solved by the stars in the sky. At this moment a voice from the street was heard from a microphone – “I clean the karma”. “Be blessed”, – I thought at heart, – “come, the New Year is approaching and it turns out that it is necessary to clean the karma”, I said. The person came and asked: “Where is the karma?” “I do not know, ask the emperor of this zodiac”, I said and pointed to the TV set. The moustached craftsman glanced at me in doubt and looked up, but I do not know why he looked up. He whistled and rushed out like a meteor. Here, I started to speak in cosmic terms too. But we have so much to do and we do not know what karma we should clean and how?!
I dragged out my concerned, stunned and stooped body. I was walking along cold Tbilisi streets (on top of that a cold weather has set in when the whole world is disturbed by excessive warming – here our neighboring Russia has become snowed up by petrodollars but falls short of snow, but it would be better vice versa. Ices in the Antarctic split up and started to drift, but for the time being nobody knows where they are going and whether they have a visa – I hope that they will not be able to reach our country. They say that they started to melt away, the sun has flared up like a Fantomas and is sending some terrible depression to the Earth as well as excessive rays, but spares them for us; I wonder what have we have done wrong to it) thinking what karma to clean and where. But the year of the piglet has come and the Jupiter is going to be angry. I met a chubby elderly neighbor of mine and he, like me, was preoccupied with universal problems. “Uncle Vakho, we should clean the karma”, I said and told him about the astrologer’s words and my torment. He was thinking for a long time and then said: “If you have no karma, buy it and give it for cleaning”. “How much is it?” – I asked. “The price of two piglets”. “And cleaning?” – “The price of three kilograms of nut”. The astrologer’s advice turns out to be so expensive. “Everything has risen in price in this world, so why the advice of this unfortunate astrologist seem expensive to you”, – uncle Vakho said and told me where karma was sold. I went there, but they did not sell it to me! “You do not need this karma, you have it”. “Which one?” “The one the astrologist was speaking about”. But I swore on the piglet looking like Tutankhamen’s mummy bought in September for the New Year’s party that I did not have it (being afraid that it would rise in price I calculated the piglet’s futures price in conditions of the existing trend and estimated how to buy it cheap in September, and now in my refrigerator I have the stock keeping of which costs me more than Tutankhamen’s mummy cost to Egypt).
After holding a one-hour forum I was convinced that we have karma (it is good that it does not work on gas or we would die) somewhere between the gall-bladder and the kidneys or between the brain and the larynx and it ought to be cleaned. I was stunned since another component – cleaning of the karma was added to the New Year’s expenses! But my grandfather has not cleaned it for 100 years. However, there was neither gas nor karma and there were no such expensive New Years and pig’s years. But still, which karma should be cleaned – ours or the Czechs’? What a New Year has come – people give up their wives and children and thousands of other things and we would not be able to give up a piglet? We shall say that probably you will have to! Two karmas, two headings, two bricks and…
Congratulations. Clean both karmas, who knows what will happen!